Team Huhn Week 14 Picks

Team Huhn is a few days behind. Between Play-doh and Moral Development we’ve been busy – and in different towns. Finals are over, grades are almost submitted and it’s time for the Dolphin-Dragons chaos to ensue. The kid did a great job two weeks ago but this morning was distracted by some Asian animation domination. I’m afraid his picks are becoming bias as he learns the team names but we’ll give it a shot to show we’re no fluke.

Congrats to Staton and props to the Mrs. She’s perfect and I’m sure she’ll be reading defenses before long.

Cleveland +14 at Pittsburgh

I know, I know it’s too late and we’ll take this one on the chin this week. Hambone picked the “brown helmets” and despite the spread, I’d have still taken the Steelers to dismantle the lowly Browns. We’re starting the week 0-1 but will put it past us and forget like McCoy did in the second half.

Jets -9 vs. Kansas City

Hambone recognizes the logo so he’s a little biased but I think he’s probably right. Sanchez and the treadmill co-captain will cover the 9 as sure as any of those coaches would destroy a treadmill before breaking a sweat.

Philadelphia +3 at Miami

Miami may be on a roll lately and the Eagles are supposed to be healthier… so, well, the kid likes the Eagles I don’t have a reason to disagree.

Indianapolis +16.5 at Baltimore

“Who are the Colts? Those are the horseshoes.” Indy is horrible. Baltimore is bored and probably doesn’t want anyone to get hurt. The first string will treat this as a preseason game and be out after the second series.

Houston +3 at Cincinnati

I’m going against both principles on this one. Hambone likes the “B’s” and the ginger is making a case for ROY but I like Elway’s backup. Especially now that he’s coaching a QB who is a “should have never been”.  Something to that, I’m going with the Texans.

New Orleans -3.5 at Tennessee

Hambone and I both like the Saints, I mean Swords. Yea, I know… I guess it looks like a sword.

Buffalo +7 at San Diego

Hambone likes the Bills and despite their lack of efficacy lately a trip to SoCal can turn things around. Of course I’m guessing that being anywhere is better than being in Buffalo in December.

Denver -3.5 vs Chicago

Hambone likes the Broncos. Knows the logo is the Broncos because of Tebow. Went against the false idol last week - won’t this week. If the Chargers couldn’t get an omniscient bolt from the heavens, neither will the Bears, even though Staton quoted scripture.

New England +9 at Washington

Hambone is finally on board with Brady and the ‘checks’. Either that or the Skin’s logo needs updated.

Dallas -3.5 vs NY Giants

In a shocker, Hambone picks the Cowboys over the Giants. He really believes he plays for the giants. He’s number 12, by the way, and has the jersey to prove it. Must be a sign.

Green Bay -11 vs Oakland

Hambone chose the pirate looking team again. Uh no, not in Lambeau with a team that actually wants to go undefeated.

Carolina +3 vs Atlanta

Look, Atlanta is better but picking favorites is boring and Hambone likes the Cats.

San Francisco -3.5 at Arizona

Hambone likes the Redbirds but doesn’t realize he is enthusiasm reincarnated. The fighting Harbaughs cover just to be more excited about it.